In Japan This Is Perfectly Normal

Japan is weird. This product is called the ‘girlfriend lap pillow’. It comes with realistic-to-the-touch legs and a tight short polyester skirt in your choice of black or red. Perfect for creeping out any real girl  that you just might have a chance with.

And don’t worry lonely ladies of Japan, you haven’t been left out. Here is the ‘Boyfriend Arm Pillow”. This pillow is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing.

Who knew a market for these things even existed.