In Japan This Is Perfectly Normal

A Very Comprehensive and Accurate Look at Life in Japan

Train Stuffing

Yup, this is for real. Makes perfect sense, why wait 5 minutes for the next train when you can be stuffed into this one! And those brats with personal space issues well, they can just walk home or suck it up.

JAPAN GOOD, everything else = SHIT!

The Wapanese (親日派, ヰアブ, also referred to as “Japanophiles,” “weeaboo” (or “weeb”), “fucking idiots,” or “you”) are, much like wiggers, painfully clueless honkies trying to fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white — in this case, trying to be yellow by humping the giant Godzilla leg of the Land of the Rising Shit in hopes of being assimilated into its culture.

To simply put it, a weeb is any non-asian who has any interest in anything Japan related that would be somewhere comparable to occult worship, along with attempting to be an actual Jap, where it always ends up with said weeb failing hard as they cannot realize that one cannot really learn about Japan through viewing anime. They also worship Ayumi Hamasaki and other famous J-pop artists, along with eating pocky as if it’s their staple diet. So badly do the Wapanese wish this that they often dedicate entire afternoons to memorizing up to five common phrases in Japanese, though later misusing them at the food court or at animu conventions. This, of course, only serves to further illustrate what flesh-bags of fail these basement dwellers really are.

If you happen to see a Wap on the prowl, make no attempt to engage it in conversation, you will hear great amounts of bullshittery that you cannot help but mercilessly rip the bastard apart. But instead, curse it in silence, for it is the bane of American youth. Well, next to another “subculture” you’re hopefully not aware of, which more than deserves the same treatment. But that’s another story.

“ Im looking for a bento (that’s japanese for lunch) box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure it’s kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)” — You

(Via encyclopediadramatica)

Just Incase You Were Still Confused About How to Poop in Japan

Posted in Funny,Video

I Liked the Part Where it Didn’t Make Sense

So, in this clip, a man with long nipples has a sack that he can retract in and out of his anus. When the sack is put on a machine and squeezed by another man, it make his long nipples squirt liquids that a teenage girl with badminton racket attempts to hit. The ultimate setting of the machine makes the long nippled man throw large leaches at the girl. One bites on to the girl’s arm so a nurse is called. The nurse removes the skin of the leech to reveal a tuber/baby who he berates for several minutes and squeezes goop out of the tuber’s appendage until a stamp is revealed. The nurse finds the name of the tuber/baby from the stamp, yells at it, and then removes the tuber/babies sucking tube from the girl. Makes Perfect Sense, well done.

“Watching Funky Forest is like peeking inside the skull of an American schizophrenic stranded in Tokyo on a three day meth and mescaline binge, nodding off into dreams and blacking out in periodic epileptic fits as he flips through the local channels at 4:30 AM, all the while unaware that aliens are attempting to jam the local airwaves with subliminal propaganda designed to prepare us for an imminent encounter with advanced beings our brains are still eons away from being able to comprehend.” – I could not have said this better.

Cuckoo for Co-co Puffs. A literal translation.

I don’t even know what they are trying to sell me here. Japan is cuckoo. Cocoa puffs or not.

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