In Japan This Is Perfectly Normal

A Very Comprehensive and Accurate Look at Life in Japan

I Liked the Part Where it Didn’t Make Sense

So, in this clip, a man with long nipples has a sack that he can retract in and out of his anus. When the sack is put on a machine and squeezed by another man, it make his long nipples squirt liquids that a teenage girl with badminton racket attempts to hit. The ultimate setting of the machine makes the long nippled man throw large leaches at the girl. One bites on to the girl’s arm so a nurse is called. The nurse removes the skin of the leech to reveal a tuber/baby who he berates for several minutes and squeezes goop out of the tuber’s appendage until a stamp is revealed. The nurse finds the name of the tuber/baby from the stamp, yells at it, and then removes the tuber/babies sucking tube from the girl. Makes Perfect Sense, well done.

“Watching Funky Forest is like peeking inside the skull of an American schizophrenic stranded in Tokyo on a three day meth and mescaline binge, nodding off into dreams and´╗┐ blacking out in periodic epileptic fits as he flips through the local channels at 4:30 AM, all the while unaware that aliens are attempting to jam the local airwaves with subliminal propaganda designed to prepare us for an imminent encounter with advanced beings our brains are still eons away from being able to comprehend.” – I could not have said this better.