In Japan This Is Perfectly Normal

A Very Comprehensive and Accurate Look at Life in Japan

The Tanuki

Tanuki (狸 or タヌキ?) is the common Japanese name for the Japanese raccoon dog. They have been part of Japanese folklore since ancient times. The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shape shifting, but somewhat gullible and absent-minded.

the tanuki

I think it’s pretty cool that Japan idolizes a hybrid raccoon dog animal with enormous balls who loves nothing more than to drink and party!

tanuki woot woot

Yes this creature is more or less standing on his own testicles.

a group of tanukis

Look at those things!

a very cool tanuki mask... and its for sale!

Even you can dress up as one of these goofy animals!

even mario had a tanuki suit... i bet you never realized what it was
It took me going to Japan to realize what Mario was dressed up as while wearing his Tanuki suit!

More from wikipedia:

Statues of tanuki can be found outside many Japanese temples and restaurants, especially noodle shops. These statues often wear big, turtle-shell hats and carry bottles of sake in one hand, and a promissory note or empty purse in the other hand. Tanuki statues always have large bellies. The statues also usually show humorously large testicles, typically hanging down to the floor or ground, although this feature is sometimes omitted in contemporary sculpture

Cuckoo for Co-co Puffs. A literal translation.

I don’t even know what they are trying to sell me here. Japan is cuckoo. Cocoa puffs or not.

Japan Likes Them Young

the under 15 section

Yes, this is the under 15 section at one of the many fine adult shops in Akihabara. Looks like it is part of the Junior Idol collection. Check out the wikipedia article about it –

Of course, in Japan this is perfectly normal.

Below are some more pics, though if you are easily offended (by girls in bathing suits) you may want to opt out. Pictures are SFW so don’t worry.


Seriously, WTF Japan

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I have no words.

Girlfriend Lap Pillow

Japan is weird. This product is called the ‘girlfriend lap pillow’. It comes with realistic-to-the-touch legs and a tight short polyester skirt in your choice of black or red. Perfect for creeping out any real girl  that you just might have a chance with.

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And don’t worry lonely ladies of Japan, you haven’t been left out. Here is the ‘Boyfriend Arm Pillow”. This pillow is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing.

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Who knew a market for these things even existed.

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